Hang O Positive, Dude
Let me say right off that I like and respect both Tony Hawk and Lil Nas X for a ton of reasons, beginning with the fact that each is really good at what they do. It's this blood thing. [...]
Hee Haw Horde
Just outside of Sidmouth in beautiful southwestern England, there's a place called The Donkey Sanctuary. The organization's mission is simple: make the world a better place for donkeys. It's a pretty serious thing when you think about how many [...]
Woman live tweets fellow airline passenger sleeping in his boxers
Yup, he took off his pants right then and there. I miss the days when people dressed up to fly, don't you? Read More
Someone actually thought something called “Cowboy Pinball” was a good idea
Shockingly, organizers have now dropped the event. Several thrown, two injured, one knocked unconscious. Sounds like a night in some bars I know. But the real stupid factor here isn't that a bull had to teach these humans some [...]
Restroom warning mistaken for bomb threat, results in 911 call
You know the old one about how we're never supposed to say "Hi, Jack!" near airport security? This seems to be happening a lot lately. Read More This is the face of a talented broadcast professional who [...]
Fastest Dog In the West(minster)
A 3-year-old Papillon named Gabby won her division in agility with a 39.31 The grand champion was a border collie, but her handler has to be in great shape. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFNurioWZZY Read More
Kiss cover band “Paul Stanley” catches fire, keeps playing, because Rock & Roll.
Sioux City was almost his swan song. Not only could this have ended really badly, but now they're going to have to work it into every show. Read More
Florida’s alleged Serial Licker resigns from office
"I mean, she licked a lot of people, sir." Yeah, when the testimony at your disciplinary hearing includes sentences like that... Read More
DUI suspect busts dance moves during field sobriety test
They ought to give these officers a commendation simply for not laughing. "You put your right foot in and your left foot out, and that's how you go to city's little pokey." See the full Pasco County dash cam [...]
Scientists Discover Method For Turning Human Poo Into Bricks
Well, there's certainly no shortage of it. In the future the phrase "built like a brick s*** house" may actually apply. Read More
Man sues parents for having him without his permission. You read that right.
He says he loves his parents, but didn't get a vote. Here's a plot they never thought of for Back to the Future. Read More
California teacher apparently hasn’t watched the news lately, school apologizes
Maybe the history lesson could have done without the visual aid. In case anyone remains unclear, blackface is even less of a good idea now than it was 40 years ago. Wait, make that 140 years ago. Read More [...]
The Top 50 Fastest Speeding Tickets In Texas For 2018
One speeder was rushing her daughter to the DPS office to get her driver's license. And 2018's top speed was still almost 20 mph lower than what made #1 the year before. I feel safer, don't you? Read More [...]
The only person with the password to $190m just died unexpectedly
Talk about getting your account frozen. Maybe they ought to see if he made any recent travel reservations, just in case. Read More
When your parrot figures out how to order items through Alexa.
When your parrot figures out how to order items through Alexa. The first clue was a $500 charge for a crateful of crackers.
Mom charged after reportedly allowing 10-year-old to be tattooed by teen
A possible Mother of the Year after an Ohio woman let her 10-year-old get a tattoo because she was tired of him asking. Bonus stupid points for letting the teen next door do it. Check It Out Here [...]
Magnetic Field Record Set With a Bang: 1200 Tesla
Scientists accidentally created the strongest controlled magnetic field in history and literally blew the doors off. This would gotten you an F in Mr. Lotspeich's class.
A Ukrainian fighter jet high-speed pass
A Ukrainian Su-24 fighter jet does a high-speed pass at haircut level. You don't need to speak the language to know what the guys on the deck are saying.
Got to See This
You know how there are some things you can't stop watching, and then you still have to watch again? I'm not sure what I've just seen here, but someone has been practicing.
Helicopter Breaks Up Penn State Tailgate Party
The state police asked and you still don't want to tone down your massive, out-of-control tailgate party. Guess what comes next? Meet our helicopter.
Mother files federal lawsuit after son doesn’t make varsity team
A Missouri mother sued the school after her son failed to make the varsity soccer team. And you thought your mom slicking your hair back in front of the other kids was embarrassing.
Texas Man Tries To Cash $360B Check
One from the vault. People often ask which are my favorite They Walk Among Us stories of all time. This one always ranks near the top, and it was from around here.