The Walk Among Us2019-01-10T17:58:22+00:00

Woman live tweets fellow airline passenger sleeping in his boxers

Yup, he took off his pants right then and there. I miss the days when people dressed up to fly, don't you? Read More

Someone actually thought something called “Cowboy Pinball” was a good idea

Shockingly, organizers have now dropped the event. Several thrown, two injured, one knocked unconscious. Sounds like a night in some bars I know. But the real stupid factor here isn't that a bull had to teach these humans some [...]

February 19th, 2019|Categories: They Walk Among Us, Uncategorized|Tags: , , , , , |

Restroom warning mistaken for bomb threat, results in 911 call

You know the old one about how we're never supposed to say "Hi, Jack!" near airport security? This seems to be happening a lot lately. Read More This is the face of a talented broadcast professional who [...]

February 15th, 2019|Categories: They Walk Among Us, Uncategorized|Tags: , , , , |

Fastest Dog In the West(minster)

A 3-year-old Papillon named Gabby won her division in agility with a 39.31 The grand champion was a border collie, but her handler has to be in great shape. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFNurioWZZY Read More

February 13th, 2019|Categories: They Walk Among Us, Uncategorized|Tags: , , , , , |

Kiss cover band “Paul Stanley” catches fire, keeps playing, because Rock & Roll.

Sioux City was almost his swan song. Not only could this have ended really badly, but now they're going to have to work it into every show. Read More

Florida’s alleged Serial Licker resigns from office

"I mean, she licked a lot of people, sir." Yeah, when the testimony at your disciplinary hearing includes sentences like that... Read More

February 8th, 2019|Categories: They Walk Among Us, Uncategorized|Tags: , , , |

DUI suspect busts dance moves during field sobriety test

They ought to give these officers a commendation simply for not laughing. "You put your right foot in and your left foot out, and that's how you go to city's little pokey." See the full Pasco County dash cam [...]

Scientists Discover Method For Turning Human Poo Into Bricks

Well, there's certainly no shortage of it. In the future the phrase "built like a brick s*** house" may actually apply. Read More

February 7th, 2019|Categories: They Walk Among Us|Tags: , , , , , , |

Man sues parents for having him without his permission. You read that right.

He says he loves his parents, but didn't get a vote. Here's a plot they never thought of for Back to the Future. Read More

February 7th, 2019|Categories: They Walk Among Us|Tags: , , , , , |

California teacher apparently hasn’t watched the news lately, school apologizes

Maybe the history lesson could have done without the visual aid. In case anyone remains unclear, blackface is even less of a good idea now than it was 40 years ago. Wait, make that 140 years ago. Read More [...]

February 7th, 2019|Categories: They Walk Among Us|Tags: , , , , , , |

The Top 50 Fastest Speeding Tickets In Texas For 2018

One speeder was rushing her daughter to the DPS office to get her driver's license. And 2018's top speed was still almost 20 mph lower than what made #1 the year before. I feel safer, don't you? Read More [...]

February 7th, 2019|Categories: They Walk Among Us|Tags: , , , , , , , , |

The only person with the password to $190m just died unexpectedly

Talk about getting your account frozen. Maybe they ought to see if he made any recent travel reservations, just in case. Read More

February 5th, 2019|Categories: They Walk Among Us|Tags: , , , , , |

When your parrot figures out how to order items through Alexa.

When your parrot figures out how to order items through Alexa.  The first clue was a $500 charge for a crateful of crackers.

December 17th, 2018|Categories: They Walk Among Us|

Mom charged after reportedly allowing 10-year-old to be tattooed by teen

A possible Mother of the Year after an Ohio woman let her 10-year-old get a tattoo because she was tired of him asking. Bonus stupid points for letting the teen next door do it. Check It Out Here [...]

November 29th, 2018|Categories: They Walk Among Us|