Let me say right off that I like and respect both Tony Hawk and Lil Nas X for a ton of reasons, beginning with the fact that each is really good at what they do. It’s this blood thing. Look, I felt this same way when Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie were sporting vials of their own around each other’s necks. I get it, but…well…ick. I know, I know.
Some people save baby teeth. Okay. Dig around in grandma’s chest of drawers and find a little brown pill bottle with something inside that rattles when you shake it. Uncap that bad boy and let mom’s first chompers tumble out into your palm. See? This is kinda like stringing them for a necklace. Ick. BTW, Tony’s blood boards sold out in hours.